Was heading to the toilet before I had to be at a 2 and a half hour meeting that was slated to end even later than that at work. That wasn’t the point. Now back to the toilet scene. I was already standing in front of the urinal, positioning myself, all ready in that stance, to pee of course. Then when I was halfway through my whole pee-ing business, some idiot out there started to press the horn of the car.
And apparently the carpark is just directly outside of the toilet. And yes, that carpark is supposingly full house. But still, car drivers became dumb and started to drive in. And yes, they honked. While I was halfway through my pee. And yes, halfway through I got a shock of course. Imagine that feeling when your pee is already halfway out and you are halfway through relief therapy when suddenly you kinda got tazer-gunned on the back and your urine begins retracting back into your bladder and with the whole process repeating? (Which means your pee started having intervals of stop and go).
I almost ran out and then wanting to pee onto that person’s car.
Of course, wearing my uniform and not trying to disgrace myself, I got myself back together and started peeing like a normal man. Feeling a little frustrated as well because the horn was continuous. And also of course that I don’t have that strong muscles to pull off a water hose stunt, that’s why the idea wasn’t really supported by my sub-conscious.
Anyway, no matter how disgusting this post has become, it’s just something to share.
FML anyways.
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