Old and Busted: Texting while driving
New Hotness: Shaving while driving
In addition to wearing the DBOTD crown today,
Megan Mariah Barnes ————————->
just may have to be presented with the keys to the Kingdom of Dumb Bitchery for committing what may be the most outward act of unbelievable idiocy I’ve seen in a loooong time since last week.
Bitch caused a crash while she was clippin’ the cooch driving along Cudjoe Key, ‘kay!
Ohh HO yeah … and in case you wondered, that there friends is an automatic nomination to the Dumb Bitch Hall of Fame!!
Popo types say the 37-year-old was on her way to see her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit so, along the way, she 
decided to cut her short ‘n curlies … but apparently forgot all about the skunk-trail she’s sportin’ up top!?!
Full. Force. FAIL!!!
Oh, but that’s just the start of her fuckery … it gets better!
Seated next to the Megster was her ex-husband, who took the wheel while she focused on her follicles.
::: wonder how the bf feels about that … :::
… and better!!
Mindless Megan was convicted of DUI and driving without a license the day before the coochie crash!
Ohhhhh my side hurts … sometimes this shit just writes itself …
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