There’s a short in what used to be my fathers car because he wrecked it. When it get’s cold out the horn shorts out and goes off randomly for anywhere from a few seconds to minutes. Sometimes when it goes off and your driving you can tap the steering wheel and it will stop, however, yesterday was a fucking different story.
I was driving to work down D.I. bypassing the Blvd. and it went off… I of course couldn’t stop because there’s no place to and no matter how I hit the steering wheel it wouldn’t stop! So there I am, driving and punching the steering wheel while shouting “I hate you!! I hate!! you I hate you!!” all the way to work. While all the motorists looked at me like I was crazy..it was quite embarrassing and my arm is pretty sore today due to efficient punching. Glad I didn’t set off the airbag.
I got home and Drew went to go get a soda from the convenience store but the one he went to was being robbed or something and a parking lot full of police had someone at gunpoint so he had to go to another one which was mysteriously out of soda. Eventually he ended up back at the first place after the ordeal.
There’s a fucking dead Pigeon on my sidewalk.
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